Wednesday, 10 February 2010

High-Heels and Pregnant (no strings knock-ups)

Gettings preggy is natural
it is a good thing!

Its biological you dont need to know who it was and a natural good slut would have no idea anyway.

no strings sex yes
no strings preggy yes

getting it done and over during education years as viable to employers and opporturnity (creches are common).
good idea?

abandoment of babies born in hospital waiting rooms as better alternative to abandoning them in bus shelters. only the gods know why bus shelters are so popular with young women.... Other than being conceived there ofcourse. (passes the time). Even so give it to a nurse or some gullible looking female cop to hold and run off.
more magic ideas!

There is a large demand for babies by childless couples!

WarmKiss porno. women cumming. cum drooling.
Natural sex. porn blog.
Barefoot and Pregnant, information site, data.
(err if in sharia state and peggy relax; hide away! if virgin birth do mention it if caught). If preggo have baby... thats nature!

Monday, 8 February 2010

Work Sex Increased Performance

Aphrodites good
Dianas bad.

Biological Tech data:
DALLAS, Aug. 17 (UPI) -- Increased sexual activity may lead to an improvement in problem-solving, confidence and teamwork at work, a U.S. researcher says.

Dr. Helen Fisher, chief scientific adviser to the Web site, says her research focused on a sample of 40,000 people on -- 56 percent female -- with an average age of 37.

"In addition to being great exercise and a stress reliever, sex triggers the release of a number of valuable brain chemicals," Helen Fisher says in a statement. "From improved problem-solving as a result of heightened dopamine levels, to enhanced teamwork skills due to a flood of oxytocin -- there are a number of positive benefits which can improve performance in the workplace."

The study also says:

-- The dopamine rush one gets from sex is associated with improved creativity, so it's likely those who have regular sex are more creative at work.

-- After sex, men and women receive a boost of chemicals that generate feelings of trust, attachment and calm. Those who have regular sex are likely to feel more cooperative and agreeable.

-- Sex also drives up testosterone

, which can give men and women feelings of competence, self-confidence and well-being." - link.... porn link 1.

femmo-prude denial. article. spin. porn link 2. anti-human context.

office sex link porno. downtime team-building sex orgies - human, pro-adult human biology attitudes. over this is needed a sence of order and set times.

Monday, 14 December 2009

Office Slut Poster

Office Slut Poster
fun room office.

typing practice:
link office slut story.

Some women like to sleep their way to the top to achieve career success. Not me. I’m not nearly smart enough to figure out who could help me advance in my job. I’m merely content to be known as the office slut.

Don’t believe me? Todd from accounting fingered me during a staff meeting and I got a stiff meating in the kitchen from Jim in HR. I jerked off Kenny from the mail room in the men’s room and got an Eiffel Tower from Lamar the janitor and David in Sales behind the dumpster in the parking lot. And just last week I let Stuart the intern give me a Dirty Sanchez during a sexual harassment seminar. Yeah. I’m that slutty.

Hobbies: Shopping for inappropriate work clothes and smudge proof lip gloss, wearing short skirts with no underwear and walking very slowly up the stairs, blacking out at office holiday parties and waking up in the middle of a gangbang."

type, print, place in folder. take to office.

data: Have you ever had sex with a Boss or supervisor: 14 % (female answer).m 8% would like to have: Sex in a public place: 18 % f (m 14%)
Fetish play: 17 % (m 16%)
Anal: 8 % (m 15%)
Use sex toys: 14 % (m 11%)
BDSM: 23 % (m 10%) link. feb 9 2006.

sexiest part of a woman: male answer: Butt/ass: 13 % highest;
sexiest part of a man: woman answer: Eyes: 11 % highest.

have had sex outside of your regualar relationship @Married women: 43 %
Single women: 48 %

typing practice:

"a mammelian adult female accepts penis up her vagina and spermatoza ejaculation up her vagina from all passing mammilian males of the species, as shown in guard sperm, and her sexual requirements which include servicing any male to reach her orgasmic potential of sound mind and body, and the psychological need to be submissive to males of the species. This can be considered human, with the blessings of biotech korps."

more fun see below. or click here.

Office Slut check-list

Good Office Slut checklist.

One goes in official folder
Other one held by trainee.

update together
after completed a box.

for stages see december links
biotech korps.

can get the name of the name tag they have chosen to wear.

video, short. I can do that.
watch together.

Sunday, 13 December 2009

Photocopy Cunt! How to photocopy your pussy!

How to photocopy your pussy!

vid play, click here.
So did you?

this box yes! welldone.
you can use a photocopier!
have you considered a career with biotech korps?

this box no.
UK 0300 1234 999
we dont want you.
that sentence was in basic english.
but the synagogue might know the party and company! (they do not like us).
have you considered a career with the government?

humor. upskirt photocopys.

Friday, 11 December 2009

Your Career as a Secretary! touch typing

Your career as a secretary.
Touch Typer, Office adim, other duites.

click the picture for a larger version to save. print it keep it with you.

Touch Typer, the F-Job.

Finger the F, Give J job.

keep nails clean. keep a nail scrubber with you. scrubbers are important in this job.
nails should be cut square if you wish.

follow procedure recruit!

why agency work?
It pays you money.
You work indoors.
no heavy lifting.
have flexability.
periods off, covered.
provide cover too.
no same place if bad chemistry;
easy notification and soon replaced, covered!

A good agency on your side will get you in a position to fit in with ease.
variety comming from covering maternity leave, walk outs, strikers, abandoment of position, the ill, funeral, holidays. No repeated formal interviews! No long term commitment, no stuck with one employer. part-time work. A good agency like biotech korps will make you part of the team of employees, bonded together in unity, included as a part of the unit, with our own office parties and training procedure! An agency simply takes a percentage of the wages paid to it by an employer for supplying office temps like you. Its money is only if you are making money.

prostitutes work out of doors on the street in all seasons and weather, including cold winter and when it is wet and rainy, and there they give sucky and fucky with all-commers. Also pimps get aggressive with them, and police arrest hookers. social status zero, which is sad. drug problem associates, and providing kiny or unsual sexual acts such as anal sex and kink as standard.

till check-out girl. boreing. might have to deal with silly shop-lifter gangs, robbers and shelf-stacking.

public sector, government. full of bitchy spitefull bitches and female bitch bosses, career office politics for promotions and avoiding the chop. ideological indoctrination, quotas, cut backs, PC madness which you will have to lie about and would come to believe. Office Lesbians, though this is an asset to some people who welcome their sexual advances. Also there are the feminists. Absurdity borderline insanity is common-place. They try to run the welfare department for those with no work .

w/c biotech korps 'science our side'.
At least we are organised!

a bit of music. true blue madonna.

Thursday, 10 December 2009

learing to type with BioTechKorps

Learning to type with BioTech Korps!


promotion recruiter poster.

age laws respected.

of age secretary induction procedure available.

fun parties arranged!
paid placements in cash.
future bonuses available!!

'we need your daughter'.

type test online.
useful link.
type free.
'thank you biotech for those great links'

sex education. vids.
cervix cap & spermicide data. use with mini-pill.
(see doc or sex clinic). other link. It is good.
will protect you in vaginal sex.
your cervix vid.
induced female orgasm vid. Ohgasm.
approved biotechkorps no-need-for-knickers short-dress.
approved biotechkorps travel-mug.
approved biotechkorps office-admin bag.
approved biotechkorps office-keys-ring/chain.
approved biotechkorps name-tag button. (universal agency, biotech type)
approved biotechkorps mouse-pad, mouse-mat & workstation finder.
for all fans of biotech korps.

typeing material. (not standard letters).
Prom Night.

music as you type. get into the groove, Madonna.
humor. the office, New Secretary. slow loader.
most sex per week: 1st Office Workers, 2nd Fitness Instructors, 3rd IT workers!
yep secretarys won that one!