Wednesday, 10 February 2010

High-Heels and Pregnant (no strings knock-ups)


Gettings preggy is natural
it is a good thing!

Its biological you dont need to know who it was and a natural good slut would have no idea anyway.

no strings sex yes
no strings preggy yes
magic!

getting it done and over during education years as viable to employers and opporturnity (creches are common).
good idea?

abandoment of babies born in hospital waiting rooms as better alternative to abandoning them in bus shelters. only the gods know why bus shelters are so popular with young women.... Other than being conceived there ofcourse. (passes the time). Even so give it to a nurse or some gullible looking female cop to hold and run off.
more magic ideas!

There is a large demand for babies by childless couples!

WarmKiss porno. women cumming. cum drooling.
Natural sex. porn blog.
Barefoot and Pregnant, information site, data.
(err if in sharia state and peggy relax; hide away! if virgin birth do mention it if caught). If preggo have baby... thats nature!

Monday, 8 February 2010

Work Sex Increased Performance


Aphrodites good
Dianas bad.

Biological Tech data:
"
DALLAS, Aug. 17 (UPI) -- Increased sexual activity may lead to an improvement in problem-solving, confidence and teamwork at work, a U.S. researcher says.

Dr. Helen Fisher, chief scientific adviser to the Web site Chemistry.com, says her research focused on a sample of 40,000 people on Chemistry.com -- 56 percent female -- with an average age of 37.

"In addition to being great exercise and a stress reliever, sex triggers the release of a number of valuable brain chemicals," Helen Fisher says in a statement. "From improved problem-solving as a result of heightened dopamine levels, to enhanced teamwork skills due to a flood of oxytocin -- there are a number of positive benefits which can improve performance in the workplace."

The study also says:

-- The dopamine rush one gets from sex is associated with improved creativity, so it's likely those who have regular sex are more creative at work.

-- After sex, men and women receive a boost of chemicals that generate feelings of trust, attachment and calm. Those who have regular sex are likely to feel more cooperative and agreeable.

-- Sex also drives up testosterone

, which can give men and women feelings of competence, self-confidence and well-being." - link.... porn link 1.

femmo-prude denial. article. spin. porn link 2. anti-human context.

office sex link porno. downtime team-building sex orgies - human, pro-adult human biology attitudes. over this is needed a sence of order and set times.

Monday, 14 December 2009

Office Slut Poster


Office Slut Poster
fun room office.

typing practice:
link office slut story.
!

Some women like to sleep their way to the top to achieve career success. Not me. I’m not nearly smart enough to figure out who could help me advance in my job. I’m merely content to be known as the office slut.

Don’t believe me? Todd from accounting fingered me during a staff meeting and I got a stiff meating in the kitchen from Jim in HR. I jerked off Kenny from the mail room in the men’s room and got an Eiffel Tower from Lamar the janitor and David in Sales behind the dumpster in the parking lot. And just last week I let Stuart the intern give me a Dirty Sanchez during a sexual harassment seminar. Yeah. I’m that slutty.

Hobbies: Shopping for inappropriate work clothes and smudge proof lip gloss, wearing short skirts with no underwear and walking very slowly up the stairs, blacking out at office holiday parties and waking up in the middle of a gangbang."

type, print, place in folder. take to office.

data: Have you ever had sex with a Boss or supervisor: 14 % (female answer).m 8% would like to have: Sex in a public place: 18 % f (m 14%)
Fetish play: 17 % (m 16%)
Anal: 8 % (m 15%)
Use sex toys: 14 % (m 11%)
BDSM: 23 % (m 10%) link. feb 9 2006.

sexiest part of a woman: male answer: Butt/ass: 13 % highest;
sexiest part of a man: woman answer: Eyes: 11 % highest.

have had sex outside of your regualar relationship @Married women: 43 %
Single women: 48 %

typing practice:

"a mammelian adult female accepts penis up her vagina and spermatoza ejaculation up her vagina from all passing mammilian males of the species, as shown in guard sperm, and her sexual requirements which include servicing any male to reach her orgasmic potential of sound mind and body, and the psychological need to be submissive to males of the species. This can be considered human, with the blessings of biotech korps."

more fun see below. or click here.

Office Slut check-list


Good Office Slut checklist.

One goes in official folder
Other one held by trainee.

update together
after completed a box.

for stages see december links
biotech korps.

can get the name of the name tag they have chosen to wear.

video, short. I can do that.
watch together.

Sunday, 13 December 2009

Photocopy Cunt! How to photocopy your pussy!


How to photocopy your pussy!

vid play, click here.
So did you?

this box yes! welldone.
you can use a photocopier!
have you considered a career with biotech korps?

this box no.
UK 0300 1234 999
we dont want you.
that sentence was in basic english.
but the synagogue might or...you know the party and company! (they do not like us).
have you considered a career with the government?

humor. upskirt photocopys.

Friday, 11 December 2009

Your Career as a Secretary! touch typing


Your career as a secretary.
Touch Typer, Office adim, other duites.

click the picture for a larger version to save. print it keep it with you.


Touch Typer, the F-Job.

Finger the F, Give J job.

keep nails clean. keep a nail scrubber with you. scrubbers are important in this job.
nails should be cut square if you wish.

follow procedure recruit!

why agency work?
It pays you money.
You work indoors.
no heavy lifting.
have flexability.
periods off, covered.
provide cover too.
no same place if bad chemistry;
easy notification and soon replaced, covered!

A good agency on your side will get you in a position to fit in with ease.
variety comming from covering maternity leave, walk outs, strikers, abandoment of position, the ill, funeral, holidays. No repeated formal interviews! No long term commitment, no stuck with one employer. part-time work. A good agency like biotech korps will make you part of the team of employees, bonded together in unity, included as a part of the unit, with our own office parties and training procedure! An agency simply takes a percentage of the wages paid to it by an employer for supplying office temps like you. Its money is only if you are making money.

prostitutes work out of doors on the street in all seasons and weather, including cold winter and when it is wet and rainy, and there they give sucky and fucky with all-commers. Also pimps get aggressive with them, and police arrest hookers. social status zero, which is sad. drug problem associates, and providing kiny or unsual sexual acts such as anal sex and kink as standard.

till check-out girl. boreing. might have to deal with silly shop-lifter gangs, robbers and shelf-stacking.

public sector, government. full of bitchy spitefull bitches and female bitch bosses, career office politics for promotions and avoiding the chop. ideological indoctrination, quotas, cut backs, PC madness which you will have to lie about and would come to believe. Office Lesbians, though this is an asset to some people who welcome their sexual advances. Also there are the feminists. Absurdity borderline insanity is common-place. They try to run the welfare department for those with no work .

w/c biotech korps 'science our side'.
At least we are organised!

a bit of music. true blue madonna.

Thursday, 10 December 2009

learing to type with BioTechKorps


Learning to type with BioTech Korps!

err...

promotion recruiter poster.

age laws respected.

of age secretary induction procedure available.

fun parties arranged!
paid placements in cash.
future bonuses available!!

'we need your daughter'.

type test online.
useful link.
type free.
'thank you biotech for those great links'

sex education. vids.
cervix cap & spermicide data. use with mini-pill.
(see doc or sex clinic). other link. It is good.
will protect you in vaginal sex.
your cervix vid.
induced female orgasm vid. Ohgasm.
gifts:
approved biotechkorps no-need-for-knickers short-dress.
approved biotechkorps travel-mug.
approved biotechkorps office-admin bag.
approved biotechkorps office-keys-ring/chain.
approved biotechkorps name-tag button. (universal agency, biotech type)
approved biotechkorps mouse-pad, mouse-mat & workstation finder.
for all fans of biotech korps.

typeing material. (not standard letters).
Vocation.
Vocation2.
Prom Night.

music as you type. get into the groove, Madonna.
humor. the office, New Secretary. slow loader.
most sex per week: 1st Office Workers, 2nd Fitness Instructors, 3rd IT workers!
yep secretarys won that one!

Bio Tech 1 Assume the Position of Secretary


Bio Tech information
Assume the Position.

Secretary recruitment, training and distribution agency.

said to be run by aliens.

making the special distribution list!

Biological Technology Guards turned its alien eye to secretary recruitment, training and agency.

discression assured.
zero litigation.
'we pay hush money as a bonus to our temps'.
cute.

Secretary is Secret-ary, from the word Secret, meaning 'on who keeps secrets'.
keep all talk in-house.

assume a work name, which is a secretary name, the name you shall be known by at the company, and at work! answer only to this name.
such as: Jan, Jane, Cindy, Sharon, Suzi, Patrica, Vicci, Vikki, Deb/orah, Debby, Liz, Elizabeth, Beth, Bekky, Beccy etc.

morph into secretary. vid. 23 sec.

typing material.
My Secretary.
The taming of Jackie.
submission.

music, 4 mins, madonna & timberlake.
humor. sec strip.

Bio Tech 2 Information the boyfriends


Bio Tech information.
Customer Service and executive choice.

the boyfriends.

repeat this:
"I am not a feminist"

typing material.
Dark desires.
Cindy the Slut.

ambient space music.
calming music.
humor. office tease.
boreing! lose the panties!
(be the hottest one)

Bio Tech 3 information keeping the position


Bio Tech information sheet.
Boyfriends.
Keeping the Position.

they need their biological needs serviceing.

typing material.
1 Kammi fire-hall gangbang.

music. Blur, girls and boys.
humor. Carla presentation rehersal.

hot secretaries dont need stalkers soo....

if you are a temp, you are.
then only we need to know your address. we allready do.
alter the digits of your address, or introduce your favourate number.
ie 123 street becomes 132 or 213 or even 321 street. 45 becomes 54, 7 plus lucky number 5 becomes either 75 or 57. you choose. let us know.

office romance, delaware survey 2009.
workplace romances. 72% comp have no policy. which is fine.

Bio Tech 4 information reception


Bio Tech information sheet.
reception and distribution.

repeat this:
"I am a cock sucker"

Typing material.
2 Kammi bar-room gangbang.

music, multipleorgasmus.
funny.
humor. upskirt fun.

Bio Tech 5 information


Bio Tech information sheet.
Social and Work Awareness and motivational.

for meditation.

photocopy your pussy!
give one to the official guy..
and post the other one on the notice-board for all the staff and girls to see ...and any visitors...with your secretary name or handle written underneath (your workname).

typing material.
3 Kammi southern gangbang.

music. delerium lost and found.
calmish.
humor. stationary.

Bio Tech 6 training deportment & attitude


Bio Tech's 1st training procedure; deportment and attitude.

real women in a real world.
even if it is planet earth.

think kink.
spy cam. discreet.

music. pokerface, lady gaga.
humor. secretary strips for him.

Bio Tech 7 Cunt is Public Owned


Bio Tech information.
Cunt is pubic owned.
a biological scientific reality.
harmony avoids repeated crashes with reality.

educational links. vids to watch.

typing material.
4 Kammi and the delivery man.

music. pokerface, alvin & the chipmunks.
humor. spy cam, security.
office fuck.

Bio Tech 8 Training Procedure


Bio Tech training procedure.
pirch, birch, slurp.

good conduct vids.

spanking. right or wrong

getting to cocksucking grade.
fellatio stage (oral giving)
'so was it your boyfriend'
1 blindfolded penis lips
2 blindfolded penis lick
3 blindfolded penis into mouth
4 blindfolded penis cums in mouth. (swallow)
5 no blindfold fellatio.
various 'bosses'.
this stage continues.

sex stage
secretary sex.
note: fellatio perfomed after.
cum is to be swallowed.
1 a nude over desk
b caressed. self masturbation.
2 others: a finger insertion your pussy
and b finger fucking your pussy.
3 a penis rubbed on buttocks and legs
to b penis penitrated into vagina
4 a fucking, ejaculation on ass or legs or belly
to b full ejaculation into vagiana sessions.
various 'bosses'.
this stage continues.

non fellatio
5 a lubricated cock after pussy penitration entered slowly up ass
b buggered anal sex. ejaculation external.

music. kiss me orgasmmusic,
humor Jenna as secretary.
humor. Office Party.

Bio Tech 9 infomation


bio tech korps infomation sheet.
The Special List.
yaay!!

ready for any appointments.

typing practice material.
5 Kammi halloween gangbang.

music, techno theorgasmsong.

secretary gangbang. 12 min vid.
how to have sex in the office and not get caught.
one figure: 20% men, 8% women have.

still more typing practice:
"
a mammelian adult female accepts penis up her vagina and spermatoza ejaculation up her vagina from all passing mammilian males of the species, as shown in guard sperm, and her sexual requirements which include servicing any male to reach her orgasmic potential of sound mind and body, and the psychological need to be submissive to males of the species. This can be considered human, with the blessings of biotech korps. To be less than this is to be subhuman, as defined as 'less than human', even in cases of self considered 'above human' but unable to meet the human stage of being (ie delusion and denial). Nature will according to its own dynamics slowly remove the subhuman as defined not by race-varient but by being conformed to the scientific biology of human in practice (adult=adult, child=child) though a gradual process of extinction of the defective in these areas and those allied to them."

usual procedure.

Bio Tech 10 humor




biotech korps humor.

a very discreet agency with a very discreet staff
...and former staff.

biotech is noted for its legendary sence of humor.

we like our staff to have a smile and take an interest in their social welfare:
hows daddy?
hows the weird cult leader?
hows boyfriend/hubby
and his parents
open minded slags post sexual content in public all over the friggin web.

remember your training.
we employ slags.

music. pure chillout.
humor. why i fired my secretary.

gyne. tips:
open legs, show pussy, let some stranger put his fingers up your vagina.
(beware of psychiatric skitzo hypocrite females). this excludes sluts who are consistent honest people.

legal gunk:
where can i make a sympathetic complaint over BioTech Korps for them being into adult hetrosexual SEX?
here!.
They will refer it to sympathetic allied within the police force, court system, and such types in the media and government for future consideration.

authorized personnel to accept court summons on behalf of Biotech Korps?
: dockland 12pm to 2am make appointment.
we employ ethinic minorities and desperate white guys (the humanoid double-wall in the gleaming jackboots holding iron-broom handles behind their backs) as you could possibly later afferm.
our official at the end is legally required to accept the summons and will do so with a smile and turn his back and walk away to the limo.
He know his allegence and takes his punishment for it!!

A look at the prison camps in Iraq manned by U.S Soldiers. Children have also been found in this camp under the age of 18 years old and as young as 9 years old according to the children being questioned at the time of this tappin.
Ork Legion Awareness of sides loyal.

Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Its Mars, Its Volcanic geothermic ; Mars Methane; debunk


debunk alert!

Its Mars, the iron planet
Its Volcanic geo-thermic.
the methane release that is.

if in doubt, Mars is like...dire.

it has co2 and h2 to make ch4 too. but with mars hydrogen-peroxide storms not much lives on that old rust bucket of an iron planet.

more hope in the 'disguised as an asteroid' Apophis near earth approach in circa 2029.
"
The Apophis asteroid is approximately the size of two-and-a-half football fields." - Nasa
99942. could be an alien vessel. Not saying it is or anything but...

incomming gemini December 13-14.
"
The Geminids, associated with the asteroid 3200 Phaethon, produce bright streaks of light as the Earth passes through and burns celestial dust ejected by the asteroid.

The dust burns when it hits the Earth’s atmosphere, producing what are commonly called shooting stars, Stage said." - Gemini december.

near earth asteroid ring. aka the doughnut. Mars Methane paper. near earth ish.

music.

so if apophis 99942 is a vessel: for an intersteller i make it a small ship, which means they used hybernation i think or... well if the former then they might well be waking up around...now. all one of them oops. joke. It will miss the earth on its course so dont nuke it. cant be gen. not exactly invasion fleet size is it?

if they are...they could deflect hijack and return your gifts as no good. not that its any of my business or anything.

zero water, zero life. our scan. tough. get used to it. bung.

of the myriad of planets we have visited, you will learn the precious and speical place of an oasis of life and biological diveristy as a sacred trust and gem of redient glory. Not that a system not of life is uninteresting for research becasuse it is of note and calculation too, but cannot compare.

for elan, the universe memorial maker to himself gave unto us all [oh fuck! not elan again] that universal science of our species and greater unity.

No Dogs Zone - Polizziac Sniper = fast food


a different perspective (maybee)

enforcement of no-dogs zone rules (public eco-habitats for example)
for public safety of humanoids.

carnivor weapons dissallowed zone.

includes no tigers, no bears, no baboons, no chimps, no elephants, no bulls, no zankhst, no buffalo, no snakes, no tranchella, no lions, no big cats (liger, tigon, leap, panther) or any other dumb ass pet-weapon. if in doubt feel free to get it shot ofcourse.

good bit: there is a shrine to them with their corpses rested. outside the wall.
and there are plenty of info signs. macarbe but good for the ecology.
bad bit: includes fido the performing doggy ezzOrrIte wuth UZZ izz pakk un Feeders inneee.
also good bit: sniper team can claim the meat (ork/korean). no taste some people but there you go. not worth finding out its better than horse which means zip.

dumb ass owners will be shot in the leg or body if really need be (approaching, within 20 feet of sniper ish) which is a death shot for your information considering the velocity of urban combat sniper rifle range being circa 500m kill.
medic provided free, so is the undertaker with us cant speak for your society though.

where your polizzicaz or the manat were too cowardly , bribed, corrupt, or unable to walk or talk or follow procedure or stand upright or articulate human speach, the legion will as a duplicate get the job done and can make arrests too anyway to prevent bottle neck. and let the mannat polizzia know it.

Eco-Village a How To! inc. funders & diversity shrines


An eco-village disign!

its a valley with things either side. bridges over the valley.

so the bod walks in and follows the main road loop, with serveral off-road loops rejoiners.

Sustainable Timber!
has a sustainable timber forest, willow wood mainly.
all home grown!
Sustainable Orchard!
on other side has an orchard, apple mainly.
all home grown too!

Eco-Burials!
the valley also serves as a eco-green-burial site! (including burn-wood cremations, dig-hole and open-burials). as traditions vary here.
some herb bushes near the centre open burial area i think.

Diversity!
also: diverity shrines!
a buddhist one, a hindu one/organic temple and a wicca forest one with meeting areas for sky clad nature lovers...!! click map for bigger version to save and free use.
also a shinto shrine, as they like nature.
all adds character to the place.

Nudist!
another idea is a nudist area! inside building and big green garden next too it! (warm weather allowing). in some cultures that could be an exclusive no-clothes allowed area.

museum
free, paid guided tours of museaum and eco-park/village.
history of eco-town and local area and other projects.

gift shop
selling worth local and fair traide things, local artisans and local timber made products, charms, talismans, bowls, mugs, rugs, skirts, bracelets etc etc.
worth a try.

boozers bar (with 'crowd involved biological' strippers) and sodominaz entertainment bar (search under term sex on this site). woohoo!
good funders, very controversial though....
funding a good cause there and local emplyment. good good, win win.

coffee and tea shop.
plus eat eat snacks.
very important place.
lovely fried ...mag...things humans like yess...
so thats less on the fried-maggots and cooked-insects and beefo-fry and stew then.
more on the tea cakes and fast food. (well i expect maggo fast but)

obsessives Arcade!
fun interactive arcade games
inc. alas i expect gamboling
legion recruit shooting zone
legion recruit avionic combat
legion recruit tank battle sim
legion recruit war-drive truck
legion recruit saucer zap
legion recruit sniper
legion recruit test your strength power!
(hmmm pattern there watchout!)
and others who can edge in past the legion.
inc. mad virgin bull rider
waka zonk (dumb ass hit a padded goon for bell and points etc)
fuk a droid chick (where allowed)
use internet

Eco-Ranger Druid-Hall
enter the mysterious world of the eco-druid rangers and how they worship nature promote nature and keep the park nature friendly and recycle it all.
no vollenteers, all paid positions, hopefully accepting transfer bod.

fireing range.
buy the ammo and use a
chained-to-table gun on the underground range and with us ; earth-walled fireing-range target-end, sand-bags at shooters'-end plus bullit-proof shielding and fireing port. ear defenders required. cctv manat=policia relayed security.
inc. heaps of side arms and rifles. big stress release for guys. anger management.
massive range sniper rifle area, long long tunnel.
used by legion too! (they get free ammo! dont fall for it huh?)

dogging site.
has dogging site for evenings and night use by the dogging community.
ie the car-park.

plant a tree or bush area.
like it says, collective group come allong and plant trees poject.

bird boxes and bat boxes and bee boxes and insectoid timber habitats and the such like. good eco going there.
plus eco-community farm
oink oinks and other animals for visit and patt and feed time and fun.

BUILD IT ANYWHERE INCLUDING IN A CITY!!